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LAUGHING CHERUB QUOTES
"What were you doing at the zoo, Tom Swift?" -- "Oh, just poking around the bars of the lion cage," said Tom offhandedly.
--Laughing Cherub
"Buddha isn't married, because if he were, his wife would've said, 'What--you're going to sit around like that all day!?'"
--Gary Shandling
"I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon."
Our Good Friend, Anonymous!
"Hey, my body is in perfect shape.......(um, round is a shape, isn't it?)"
--Laughing Cherub's older sister
"Boy, I feel safer now that Martha Stewart's behind bars. O.J. & Kobe are walking around; Osama Bin Laden too. But they take the one woman in America willing to cook and clean and work in the yard and haul her ass to jail."
--Tim Allen
"The trouble with Italian food is three days later, you're hungry again."
--Anonymous
"Sex is one of the three best things we have. I don't know what the other two are..."
--Helen Gurley Brown
"God is watching the comedy channel...and WE'RE what's on."
--Swami Beyondananda
"Unless you're the lead dog on the sled team, the view is all pretty much the same."
--Rev. David Leach
"Remember,STRESSED is DESSERTS spelled backwards!"
--Laughing Cherub
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