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LAUGHING CHERUB QUOTES
"What were you doing at the zoo, Tom Swift?" -- "Oh, just poking around the bars of the lion cage," said Tom offhandedly.
"Buddha isn't married, because if he were, his wife would've said, 'What--you're going to sit around like that all day!?'"
"Idon't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon."
Our Good Friend, Anonymous!
"Hey, my body is in perfect shape.......(um, roundis a shape, isn't it?)"
--Laughing Cherub's older sister
"Boy, I feel safer now that Martha Stewart's behind bars. O.J. & Kobe are walking around; Osama Bin Laden too. But they take the one woman in America willing to cook and clean and work in the yard and haul her ass to jail."
"The trouble with Italian food is three days later, you're hungry again."
"Sex is one of the three best things we have. I don't know what the other two are..."
--Helen Gurley Brown
"God is watching the comedy channel...and WE'REwhat's on."
"Unless you're the lead dog on the sled team, the view is all pretty much the same."
--Rev. David Leach
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